Internationally renowned makeup artist who's worked on celebs from Selena Gomez to Queen Elizabeth John Kuckian is back with fresh, hot and new makeup products. Oh, this isn't a satire blog? Back to reality then. John Kuckian is a drama channel who's only two days ago put makeup on another humans face for the first time yet somehow claims to have the makeup knowledge and expertise to own a makeup brand which he claims sells out rapidly at every launch. Taking away from how John faked the selling out of his first launch claiming the website had crashed when he literally just changed the homepage of his website, he's back with new products. So, to hype up this new launch of literal resold private label ali-express products John decided to do makeup on his (seemingly) long-time friend. Take away John's hyena being gut punched by King Kong laugh and I guess their friendship is cute? I'm stretching for nice things to say, I know. John starts the vi...